{"id":1845,"date":"2017-07-09T11:09:58","date_gmt":"2017-07-09T18:09:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hhhh.org\/joeboy\/blog\/?p=1845"},"modified":"2017-07-09T11:09:58","modified_gmt":"2017-07-09T18:09:58","slug":"the-great-squirt-gun-wars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hhhh.org\/joeboy\/blog\/?p=1845","title":{"rendered":"The great squirt gun wars&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So if there was ever a clear example of why you need to be careful what you say to kids this has to be it. I was washing my truck with my nephew, and he turns to me and says:<\/p>\n<p>Nephew: \u201cThis must be so traumatic for you!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Me: \u201cWhat? Why?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nephew: \u201cBecause you lost your other 12 brothers in the great squirt gun wars when they started using pressure washers.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Me: \u201cYour weird. How did you come up with that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nephew: \u201cYou told me. Last summer. When we were pressure washing the deck.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I know he did not think I used to have a bunch more brothers &#8211; but wow. I definitely need to watch what I tell him. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So if there was ever a clear example of why you need to be careful what you say to kids this has to be it. I was washing my truck with my nephew, and he turns to me and says: Nephew: \u201cThis must be so traumatic for you!\u201d Me: \u201cWhat? Why?\u201d Nephew: \u201cBecause you lost [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[81],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-friends-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hhhh.org\/joeboy\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hhhh.org\/joeboy\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hhhh.org\/joeboy\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hhhh.org\/joeboy\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hhhh.org\/joeboy\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1845"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.hhhh.org\/joeboy\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1846,"href":"https:\/\/www.hhhh.org\/joeboy\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1845\/revisions\/1846"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hhhh.org\/joeboy\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hhhh.org\/joeboy\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hhhh.org\/joeboy\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}