~wiml page again
Vacuous greeting, inane quotation
Uninformative self description inspired by personal ad
Expression of inferiority, with redundant icon
(Optional: high-bandwidth low-content inline image, or
solitary image map with no alt text or normal links)
Redundant list of links
- Where I work
- Some people I know
- Some |<()()|_ links
Useless personal information
Overly detailed biography, including schooling, past jobs, and solitary
hobbies; excluding prison record and chemical dependencies
- Where I work
- Some people I know
- Some |<()()|_ links
Declaration of nonportability
And a pointer to the
only
browser this page works with
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