~wiml page again

Vacuous greeting, inane quotation

Uninformative self description inspired by personal ad

Expression of inferiority, with redundant icon of a sleeping worker

(Optional: high-bandwidth low-content inline image, or solitary image map with no alt text or normal links)

Redundant list of links

Useless personal information

Overly detailed biography, including schooling, past jobs, and solitary hobbies; excluding prison record and chemical dependencies

Declaration of nonportability

And a pointer to the only browser this page works with

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Political statement.