Dam you farmers union iced coffee, despite my best efforts you drew me into your madness. Even 8 years later I see something like this on the shelf and think, maybe this is the one, something like you that I can get outside of Australia. I get my hopes up. Then I have it, and its just bad coffee and milk.
All these years later and I am still getting my hopes up when I see something like this. Dam you Farmers Union. Dam you. You are liquid evil.