Anyway, on one of these occasions, before I (Brenda) was actually living here, someone (mistakenly?) decided to open the envelope, which was addressed to ``The Stiffies!'' (It's quite conceivable that ``Hackers'' could be misconstrued as ``Stiffs'', don't you think?) Inside was a floral invitation card with a most amusing note on the inside.
I guess it wasn't for us after all, since we don't know any people or organizations named Crotch Waffle. The card lives on our mantelpiece now, and periodically someone will mention Crotch Waffle. We [that is, I] think maybe both the Stiffies and Crotch Waffle are bands.